Monday, August 1, 2011

Why Hello Texas

Ten ways to tell you've left Utah and arrived in Texas...

1. You learn the true meaning of swoobs and swass..which also translates to no longer being able to wear the same bra two days in a row.
2. Everything is FLAT, zero mountains. I can no longer tell north from south, west or east.
3. Everything really is bigger.
4. You start sweating in places you didn't know could produce sweat.
5. You realize how much clothes you have that require layers.
6. It's not weird to wear a cowboy hat to the grocery store (or anywhere).
7. Saying "y'all" isn't necessarilly plural, adding an S as in "y'alls" clarifies any question for you.




Yes that says that tomorrow will be 109 degrees.
I'm not leaving my house.

4 comments:

TooMarvelousForWords said...

I'm not gonna lie...I'm actually pretty jealous.
If you see Tim Riggins, you give me a call. I'll be right over. ;)

Jaymie said...

This seriously mad me want to cry!!! I know we didn't together as much as we wanted but knowing your not here I want to just see your pretty face. :(

~vickie~ said...

Ha! Swoobs & swass. Bwahaha :)

Marcie {and sometimes Matt} said...

I laughed so hard when I read this because it's so true!! It was 115 here in Tulsa last week....killer heat!! I hope you like it....I know it's a pretty big change! The mountains are the thing I miss the most!! Did your hubs get a job transfer?